The Microplastics Are in the Clouds Now

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• bangupjobasusual@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Microplastics as a service

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    MPaaS

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• LilDestructiveSheep@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That stuff is everywhere and it’s our fault.

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  • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hurr actually it’s normal. The earth has cycles of microplastic abundance and we just happen to live in the peak of one. Duh.

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    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s some niche comedy bro

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not my fault. Nothing that happens is my fault if I don’t have the power to influence it.

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    • LilDestructiveSheep@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well. There are alternatives. But it’s hard to switch on every thing, because it’s very expensive.

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  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have been feeding every piece of plastic I cam get my hands on into adiesel engine-driven cheese grater, 24/7, since 1992. Should I stop?

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• fuggadihere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least some pointy haired manager is going to misinterpret that and boast they’ve transitioned to the cloud

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  • Cloodge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A … micro … manager? I’ll leave now.

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• jonkenator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I read that as “The microphones are in the clouds now”. That’d be a whole different type of dystopian, and not very boring!

  Microplastic, though… that sucks.

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