Many of you like to pretend that you want happiness You swear up and down that you want to be truly happy in life and you look to the stars and wonder why you’re miserable. But I have to put forth the reality for many of you… You don’t want happiness. You think you do, but you don’t. And here’s why.

First off, happiness requires vulnerability. Most of you would never dream of being truly vulnerable.

Second, every moment of the day you people are spending glued to your cell phones and consuming a bunch of depressing shit on the internet. Your far more hooked to anxiety and brief two-second dopamine spikes in between your sessions of masturbating to the unthinkable.

Finally, you guys castrate any potential chance of offspring. Something that would actually require you to be selfless in order to have a glimpse of true emotional freedom. Instead, you cling to the same shit until the brand new iPhone gets released.