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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨GreenDust@lemmings.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I ordered you a dozen hair ties on Amazon.

    You’re welcome.

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    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I actually did this once. My wife asked me to check our car do a hair tie for her friend. We did not have one.

      So I ordered like, 200 hair ties for a pittance and put 100 in our car, and gave her friend the other 100 and said, “Put these in your car.”

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      • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That’s part of the joke: you can’t order just 20 or 50 or 100 hair ties period. You’re not only order them in quantities of 1000 or more, and even then, it’s only like five bucks.

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  • Limerance@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Give that poor lady a straw.

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  • L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The onion lady and elbowless man are a classic romantic pairing.

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