Hello peeps. I’m part of a small DnD 5e group that plays through Roll20 and Discord every Sunday at the mentioned time (8 to 13 GMT). It’s only 4 players and the DM, so quite tight-knit. However, one of our players has begun to attend less frequently due to life doing what life does. So, we’ve decided to try bringing in an additional person.

The person we’re looking for is an adult (our current age range is 34 to 50), that enjoys working as a team. They should enjoy a decent mix of combat and RP, with combat being a little more common than RP. They can give and take good-natured jokes, and don’t have any hard triggers.

While the campaign does not focus on any taboo or uncouth topics (Our DM is a father of 3, often playing with a newborn in his lap) we did genuinely consider slavery as a viable business choice. At the beginning of the campaign, the group found themselves caught by slavers. The rogue managed to free the group, and we quickly took ownership of the vessel. Although we did finally agree to free the captives, played with the idea of becoming slavers ourselves. Recently, we have begun developing a ring of Dwarven smugglers, spies, and thieves. The group is very much morally grey, at best.

The current characters are:

A necromancer Elf, quite dry and academic.

A paladin Half-Orc, the friendly giant of the group, illiterate, heart of gold, rarely understands what’s going on.

An illusionist wizard Human, in his 70’s or 80’s, the character owned by the player that shows up less frequently. We have canonically decided this is because he has become addicted to pixie dust (DND Meth) and wanders off for days at a time before finding his way back.

A rogue Half-Orc, military raised and very curt and direct.

If this sounds like a group you’d like to be a part of then either reply to this post, or shoot me a DM. No experience necessary. All races, creeds, genders, and beliefs welcome. We’re more interested in being able to have a laugh and play some fantasy absurdities. Most official 5e content is available for use, with Artificers being the only hard-banned class.