Family seek £180k-a-year tutor from 'socially appropriate background' to prepare one-year-old son for ‘Eton or Harrow’

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• mannycalavera@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I think you should appy for the job and then do a reverse Eliza Doolittle after the kid gets into Eton.

  Oi gotcha mi’lud! Oim really a propa workin’ class scallywag I am! Fooled ya good n’ propa, innit?! Have a banana 🍌.

  Or whatever you northerners sound like…

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  • moderatecentrist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Probably beyond my hoodwinking skills. Also I’m not northern myself, I was just wondering what kind of person they would consider to have a “socially appropriate background”. Posh accent, wealthy family, and from South East England, I would expect.

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• Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A 1 year old?

  I’d quite happily wing it for a few months until I got found out. 4 months and thats a few k over my annual salary.

  Remember, nobody can prove you weren’t a regional manager for ToysRus

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  • moderatecentrist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I was a manager at Woolworths back in the day, I swear… but this family would probably say my accent isn’t posh enough to tutor their child.

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