I think we have technology sufficiently advanced for me to have an Iron Golem follow me around and bash my enemies.

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• merde@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  apparently we’re not advanced enough to stop fantasizing about bashing enemies

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Enemies don’t stop fighting you just because you don’t fight back

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    • merde@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      when i write “we”, i meant humanity

      we still are not advanced enough, you see… you see all too well. Our common enemy is our stupid need to have enemies

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone please make this happen.

  Be the change you want to see in the world

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• Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Titanium and carbon fiber, not iron. This isn’t the middle ages.

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How gauche.

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calm down Gortash.

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• VinesNFluff@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Best we can do is a remote controlled plane with guns.

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• tabular@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pokemon Soul Silver lets them follow you on the world map.

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• Nutteman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Killdozer guy got close in execution. In fact, I think having your person inside the metal killing machine would be ideal from a collateral damage standpoint.

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• WhyFlip@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Play Minecraft.

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