Think about it, we all get free toilet paper when we do our business in a public washroom. Provided compliments of the establishment. Often a government establishment. Toilet paper should be free at home, too. The government can afford it! It’s not hard to budget!
Tampons and pads, too. You should sign a form that says whether you want monthly tampons, pads, or none of the above. And you should just get them for free.
I will vote for whichever politician offers universal basic toilet paper.