SEATTLE—With its announcement of a new technology that company executives touted as the future of online shopping, retail giant Amazon confirmed Thursday that it would launch a new fleet of drones that continuously hover above potential customers until they order something. “This fully electric, autonomous drone can locate and follow any consumers within range until they […] The post [New Amazon Drone Hovers Above Customer Until They Order Something](https://theonion.com/new-amazon-drone-hovers-above-customer-until-they-order-something/) appeared first on [The Onion](https://theonion.com).