We don't need no
online credits
We don't need no
Zoom calls
No fake discussion
pandering in the chat room
University of Phoenix Online College for Working Adults,
leave my bank alone
Hey,
University of Phoenix Online College for Working Adults,
leave my bank alone
All in all,
it's just another
useless degree
All in all,
it's just another
kick in the balls
We don't need no
stinkin' badges
We don't need no
hot AI assistant
No call in line that
doesn't answer
Drawer says,
leave my format alone
Hey, viewers,
Drawer says,
leave the format alone
All in all,
it's just another
useless degree
All in all,
it's just another
kick in the balls
All in all,
it's just another
kick in the balls
I tore past
my Lorax-
themed door mats
with Borax
to get Draweraffe
to format
some more ass
or at least that's
the forecast
for more crap
that Drawer cant
store in storage
bags foraged
in-store off
the storage
rack of balls
All in all,
it's just another
kick in the balls
Tasting testicles internally
worried me to the 3rd degree,
the foot went furiously
firsurredly below the sternum,
peed bleed from cleat feet,
i'm certain, believe me,
I cant beat meat or
the hurt will worsen
by the jerkin,
now of all these
jars of Jergens are worthless,
what a jerk, man.
He did it on purpose,
the kick was perfect.
He merked it.
They didn't deserve it.
Now lurking out the tip
is looking like bloody bird shit.
Seems it's no longer workin,
damn, I might as well Circ. it.
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Another Kick In The Balls - Parody 180
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