Step 1 - Kidnap Patty Hearst

Step 2 - Mail her family letters/ransom notes full of drivel and say they have to publish it.

Step 3 - Convince Patty the feds think she’s joined up and will kill her, so she actually will join up.

Step 4 - Make Patty pose for a badass photo Image

Step 5 - Get more inane SLA communiques printed

Step 6 - ???

Step 7 - Profit Die in a shootout with the police.