Comment on Traveling this summer? Maybe don’t let the airport scan your face.

• Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And that’s how you get free healthcare.

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  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Upon searching your anus for potential contraband, we found a large hemoroid. Please contact your primary care physician.

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    • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do they bill you $40,000 for that diagnosis? Could be a new source of revenue for discount airlines

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      • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Since a lot of hemoroid cases are caused by the seat of the discount flights, it would be a solid business model.

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    • suction@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or just call Preparation H Raymond?

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