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Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

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snarf@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Why you gatekeeping ass? Also, how is the concept of a pre-sex shower unusual to you? And bidets are a thing which are used to clean up after shitting / before sex. As for the first question of "why", well... just like most other sexual acts, it feels fucken great. No judgment if you're not into it, but don't hate just because you aren't.

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- eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
  
  But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
  
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  - vzq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    
    safe
    
    Dude, the E. Coli roulette is half the excitement!
    
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    eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Lol first honest answer of the bunch.
    
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  - howsetheraven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Yeah, everyone on the internet is a Virginia, surely.
    
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  - snarf@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Time to get with the times. =)
    
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  - elscallr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    You understand that a vagina is literally like an inch from an asshole, right?
    
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pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
You need to try better ass.

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- eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  You need to try better pussy.
  
  I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.
  
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FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.

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- eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
  
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b00m@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun

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eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?

I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.

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