Nothing screams freedom like the surveillance of everyone’s communications by a faceless secret police because terrorism and pedophilia ((exist)) — nevermind that the secret police are often the ones engaging in terrorism and pedophilia.

Don’t worry, though. Surveillance capitalism is the one true arbiter or morality and ethics. It’s not like capitalism has ever profited from murder, authoritarianism, or oppression… unless your black, or brown, or poor, or female, or atheist, or a worker… filthy commoners.