The Y2K38 Epochalypse bug hits 2 years early due to Windows’ rushed implementation of Windows Subsystem for Linux under CEO Elon Musk, causes all Windows systems to combust due to a combination of the bug, and a cyberattack on the new chip fab plant in the state of Mexas. The only widespread choices after that are WacOS and Ubuntrue, both parent companies owned by Elon Musk after winning his presidential election and removing all antitrust legislation. However there is a hobbyist Unix distribution still being passed around called Briarch, but you have to be in close proximity to someone with it to get it, but they fixed the 2038 problem in 2025 when development started.