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CompostMaterial@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I live in Texas. If you gave this place to Australia, I’d find myself in a strange environment with no guns, no death penalty, rampant addictive gambling, beautifully rendered plastic currency, and women in possession of an accent that would enchant me by merely reciting the numbers in an old telephone book.

  The only reason I’m not all in on this idea is that I fear the constant headaches from always being upside down.

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  • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dropbears, don’t forget the dropbears

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  • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We have guns, just regulated guns

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    • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look, if I can’t just pick one up from the vending machine when I retrieve my child from daycare, it just isn’t the same.

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      • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why would you leave your child at daycare without their own gun? I’m calling CPS.

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• HeckGazer@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Absolutely not, stay away from us with that thing

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