Ricky : [to Randy]  Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some “ja-lap-ano” chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I’ll hang out with you for a bit.

Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I’m down there?

Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly]  Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.

Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?

Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You’re saying it wrong.

Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. “Hal-a-peeno”, not “ja-lap-ano”.

Ricky : [confused]  What in the fuck are you guys talking about?

Bubbles : “Hal-a-peeno”. That’s how you pronounce it.

Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin’ ja-lap-ano!