Comment on Upon careful analysis of the top posts, I believe lemmy needs more unhinged text posts
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 months ago
🦰 I 👈 know❗️💡 what’s❓️ going 🏃♀️💨 on 🔛 here . 👇 I 😤know 😤what’s😤 going😤 on😤 here. 😤 Okay?😠 I do. 💅And if you 👉want me 👈 to wander🚶♂️👣 backstage 🎦🧱 to… “spill 🚚🌊 the beans…” 🍛 … It’s the final🏁 question, 😕❔️ right? 🤔 They’re 🤡 in the loop! 🔁 I’m 😔 the only one 😥 out 📤 of the loop⭕️⤵️ it would seem. 🤥 And if we 👬 check 👀 my POINT TOTAL #️⃣ HERE ,🔻🔻 I 🙅♀️don’t🙅♂️ NEED 🙈 to walk to the front!🗿🗿🗿 Because I 😇 KNOW 😡 what it is! 😵💫 It’s a big 🐳 ol’ 🦕 GOOSE 🦤 EGG, 🥚 GANG! 🤡🤡🤡 A FAT ZERO! ❌️0️⃣ HELLO! 🚪✊️🤛 A LITTLE 🤏 LATE ⏳️ ADDITION ➕️ TO NUMERICAL 🔢 SYMBOL 🔣 CHART📋 BROUGHT🔜 TO US 👨👩👧👦BY OUR FRIENDS🫂 IN🌍 ARABIA. 🙀💖 A LITTLE BIT🤌 OF TRIVIA💭‼️ ABOUT THE HISTORY 📚OF NUMBERS. 🧮 THAT ☝️KIND OF LITTLE TIDBIT 📌WOULD SERVE 🎾ME🤬 WELL 👍IN MOST📊 TRIVIA 🛎GAMES, UNLESS 😳 IT HAD BEEN RIGGED 😈🧗♀️FROM THE BEGINNING!⏲️ 🙉OHHH, 🙀 I’VE ONLY🙈 JUST BEGUN 🙊TO PULL ✍️THE THREAD 🤏🧵ON THIS ➡️SWEATER!🧥 FRIENDS! 😠🖕YOU WOULD 👦THINK,🤔❓️ IN A GAME, 📩🎮 WHERE THERE ARE ONLY😵 TWO ✌️2️⃣‼️POSSIBLE 🎰CORRECT CHOICES, ✅️✅️ THAT ONE 🤡👈WOULD STUMBLE INTO ⚠️💦👟 THE RIGHT↪️✔️ ANSWER 🏆 EVERY SO OFTEN,⌚️👀 WOULDN’T YOU?🤔🤔😠🤔 IN FACT☝️🤓, THE PROBABILITY 💯OF NEVER❌️ GUESSING RIGHT🎲🎲✅️ IN THE FULL🌐 GAME🎙 IS A STATISTICAL📉 WONDER!👩🔬🔬 AND YET, 😐 HERE WE ARE!😖 Introduced 🤗 in the top 🔝of the game 🎮 as a champion,🏆🏅🥇🎖 what do you👉👉 think that MEANS? ❓️🤯 Icarus, 👼 flying too close🚫🪁🆙️ to the sun☀️… But it seems, 👀 DAEDALUS👩🏭, our little MASTER CRAFTER 👷♂️🔨😇 over here, HAD 👐SOME WAX WINGS🕯🫕 OF HIS OWN.🔥🔥 He wanted to see his son 👼fall🍂 from the sky, 🌠OH😟 how CLOSE🤏 to the SUN🥵🔆 HE FLEW! ✈️ WELL, I’M😤 NOT!🙅♀️🙅♂️ HAVING IT!🗣🚫 I’ve SOLVED💱✔️ your labyrinth🌽🌽🚧, PUZZLEMASTER! 🤴🧩 THE MINOTAUR’S 🐂 ESCAPED😱, AND YOU’RE 👉😡👉GONNA GET THE HORNS😈, BUDDY. 🤘 I 🅱️➕️🍃➕️🏌♂️⏪️📋 CANNOT 🚫⛔️👎🙅♂️🙅♀️🔕❌️ WIN!!! 🤓🤏🏆🚫➡️🤬🦰
crazyCat@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That hurt my visual cortex holders.