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banneryear1868@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A cautionary tale if you’re considering.
Years ago someone left my employer abruptly, and on their desk was left a fancy vertical mouse. It sat there for a few days, ans I kept glancing over, at first ambivalent, but as time passed the temptation increased. I debated the dilemma of becoming a vertical mouse person, was that really for me? Eventually I succumbed and thought hey it’s worth a try, see what it’s like to be one of them… pure learning opportunity…
Then something happened… I got used to it in about a half hour and in the first day my precision improved. A sudden urge came over me to tell all my coworkers, was I really becoming one of those people so fast? Trying to resist was futile and within a couple days I became a vertical mouse person, always wanting to tell everyone how great they’re, constantly resisting the urge. I forgot what life was like with a horizontal mouse, and I never looked back.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 9 months ago
That wasn’t cautionary at all it’s just a fucking advert.
DeVaolleysAdVocate@lemmy.world 9 months ago
hail vertical mouse corporate
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 9 months ago
It’s just a general ad paid for by Big Vertical Mouse.
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 9 months ago
;)