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If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.

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APassenger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
We’d have to account for their height, wouldn’t we?

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- valkyre09@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.
  
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- SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Well, it’s just a compression algorithm, we can apply that
  
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- elfin8er@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Just put the shorter one on a stool.
  
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MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Accidental docking machine

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