Comment on Breakthrough: "Electronic soil" boosts crop growth by over 50%

• hansl@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Robert Pickton, is that you?

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  • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I might try that next time.

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    • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (it’s from a movie)

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      • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Must be a great movie! I am now truly inspired. Will try it on my next helpless person.

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  • criticalimpact@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the hell you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

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