Comment on Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Maiznieks@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• obrenden@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With 400 lines changed over 50 files

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  • hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “updates”

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    • dukk@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “feat: stuff”

      Guilty of this one myself.

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  • Jeremyward@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

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  • Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”

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  • PixxlMan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry

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• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.

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  • ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    git commit -m $(date)

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    • akkajdh999@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Make a cron job for git add . && git commit “$(date)” && git push -f

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      • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered.

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• Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔

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• Meowoem@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ‘fixed prime number function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’

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