Just use the same creative^W standard accounting practices that all other companies use. Take Google for example… we all know that they don’t earn any taxes, because they don’t earn any positive revenue. Right?

So I’d like to use the same approach. I would not be the one making $1000. That would be my, um, cousin, who just happens to live in Bermuda. HE is the one making all that money, not me! So I don’t have to pay the $680, right?

(By the way, can I also stop paying taxes and be worth a trillion dollars now? No? Why not?!?!)