Comment on Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers

anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Heisme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Siri doesn’t work so you have to put your dick in the ignition

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    • Heisme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

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      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Car thieves use dildos to hotwire their targets

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  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Voodoo dick my car”

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    • demonsword@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      classic!

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