“I’ll give this guy your name, contact info, and everything else I have about you, and I take no responsibility that he won’t call you in the middle of the night or visit your house. All good here, yeah?” - LinkedIn

Motherfucker, if LinkedIn were one of my friends, he’d get punched every time a recruiter contacted me despite me setting my options as “not looking for jobs atm”. I want you to point out the exact LinkedIn fuck whose job it is to get punched for this instead, please and thank you.