Comment on Tesla Model X Owner Has Had Enough Of Minimalism, Adds Physical Buttons

• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m imagining a dashboard bristling with these, to control everything from door locks to wipers.

  Maybe a few big red buttons and flashing toggle buttons too, case depending.

  It’d be a horrible experience to drive, which is itself a net benefit.

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  • RobotToaster@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and flashing toggle buttons too

    Don’t forget the safety covers Image

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think I just realized something. I don’t want a car, I want a flashing fidget toy that can zap me and make sudden noises.

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    • endlessmeddler@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude those are fucking quality right there! I kind of want that

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  • Nudding@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It takes like 4 switches and a button to get the power into the back to open the trunk, all while you crackle maniacally in the grocery store parking lot. Also it needs to be struck by lightning first.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel seen

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  • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, in the future when self driving is a thing, you have most people napping or watching their favorite drama in 2 second clips between 5 second commercials, and then there’s you. Fully entertained you, cackling while randomly flipping hundreds of switches that aren’t quite aligned, each one making a spark on contact and doing something innocuous like changing the color of the interior accent lights.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably still be walking places like some kind of asshole

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