Comment on Tesla Model X Owner Has Had Enough Of Minimalism, Adds Physical Buttons
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months agoI want jackknife switches for every function, all wired to go chokBZAK and throw sparks at me every time I use my turn signal. Mad science maximalist aesthetics.
endlessmeddler@lemm.ee 11 months ago
jackknife switch
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thanks for the visual. This helps
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m imagining a dashboard bristling with these, to control everything from door locks to wipers.
Maybe a few big red buttons and flashing toggle buttons too, case depending.
It’d be a horrible experience to drive, which is itself a net benefit.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Don’t forget the safety covers Image
Nudding@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It takes like 4 switches and a button to get the power into the back to open the trunk, all while you crackle maniacally in the grocery store parking lot. Also it needs to be struck by lightning first.
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So, in the future when self driving is a thing, you have most people napping or watching their favorite drama in 2 second clips between 5 second commercials, and then there’s you. Fully entertained you, cackling while randomly flipping hundreds of switches that aren’t quite aligned, each one making a spark on contact and doing something innocuous like changing the color of the interior accent lights.