My mum Well she’d know how my transition is going.

My employer Doesn’t seem professional for my employer to be looking at such things. Shame on them.

My kids I don’t have kids but if they were underage then that’s a mail-ordered crate of ACME-brand Yikes bad ideas.

(I want to be clear that, even if I am a Dingus, I’m only one who is shitposting.)