Comment on Don't forget to tip

• Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Chin up, king. At least we can sleep each night knowing we’ve done a long day of hard and honest work, unlike these lazy leech rentoids.

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  • WrittenWeird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Preach, brother! I hammered in five crooked nails, slapped primerless paint on a whole door, and only jacked the rent $250 this week. The plebs don’t know how good they have it.

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    • Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With rent spikes that low, you might as well be paying your ungrateful tenants. Raise those rents even higher bro, at least $100 for each nail you hammered. You deserve it for all that thankless toil.

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re right I’m gonna celebrate by raising the rent 50% again. Thanks bro.

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    • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only 50%?

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      • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hahaha oh what am I saying, I mean:

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