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xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a model.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All I hear from you is “I can’t fix that I’m a doctor not an engineer” “I can’t forge that I’ve got morals” “I can’t make you pheromones to make women physically attracted to you” blah blah blah. Honestly, with such a fixed mindset I don’t know if you’ll ever overcome your struggles…

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But why male models?

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    • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pheromones to make people physically attracted to him… That dude? What, his fuckin sweat?

      Yes I have a thirst problem and honestly I am done pretending otherwise.

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      • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        spangborb drinking a big jug o water with no hands w the caption stay hydrated

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