Comment on Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial

Wodge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

He’s using the trump defense. “I might be president one day!” so the judge goes “Oh, in that case, we’re done here, can’t be prosecuting the future President of the United States, case dismissed” and then Einstein appears and gives SBF $100% and an bald eagle weeps a single tear and they go for pizza and cheeseburgers.

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