Comment on Windows 12 May Require a Subscription
RandomPancake@lemmy.world 1 year agoMicrosoft: “Windows 12 is free but all our great built-in apps like Candy Crush, Linkedin, and MegaStomp are unavailable without a subscription.”
Me: “Yup.”
Microsoft: “But if you don’t subscribe, you’ll miss out on hot celebrity gossip and the latest fashion news! And you won’t be able to use Bing AI to find great deals on amazing products from our trusted corporate partners!”
Me: “Sounds good, thanks.”
HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Me: *Tries to install Firefox.
Microsoft: Sorry, but your current subscription level does not allow for the installation of unauthorized 3rd party software. Click here to upgrade your subscription and enjoy those great benefits.
Me: *Installs linux
Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 1 year ago
Microsoft: I can’t let you do that Dave.