Maybe try being a little less judgemental?

I do make coffee at home in the morning but at lunch time I buy coffee because I don’t want to go all the way home.

I also some times like to buy poncy sparkling mineral water in tiny bottles because I find it refreshing. I don’t smoke, or drink alcohol, or soda, or even juice for that matter.

If you want to judge me for that I think that says more about you than me.