Nestle is Swiss

Fuck me with a rusty rake. You’re right. It is Swiss.

The Doritos are called that because Euro countries call our “ranch” dressing “American” dressing

Literally we don’t eat ranch dressing here, it is only in chips and mcdonalds and shiet. And that is for sure USA owned.

Turkiye is on the Eurasian border with parts in both continents.

Turkey is not European, whenever it might lie.

the rest of the world is using our country’s name as an adjective for food so fuck you we’re doing it too.

No, it is your style - see “french fries”. In Europe it’s “fries”.