Then they’ll come crawling back — although inevitably not until after they go whining to all the world’s governments about wanting a bailout.

And don’t forget the part where, whether they get a bailout or not, they’ll still have to double the prices of everything to make up for all the money they lost on that stupid AI bubble exploding in their face (which all of us are somehow to blame for, obviously, which is why we have to pay them back for it)