To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pelts? Do you work for the Hudson Bay Company? Are you enamored with flannel? Grow up and sell arms like a real smuggler.
Literally hundreds of abandoned imperial blaster rifles and light arms across the forest. A smuggler wouldn’t massacre allies to sell pelts. A smuggler would move as much merchandise into any available buyer across the galaxy. Whole AT-STs were recovered like the one Chewy and the Ewoks took.
Jesus Christ, pelts… What a horrible idea.
SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
borkborkbork@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.
nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.
but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all