Oh, hun. You didn’t even get your Bible topics correct. If you had turned this in at the most hateful, ignorant, backwards, antichrist church in Texas as a Sunday School assignment it still would have been a zero point paper. What was that quote at the end of Billy Madison?

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

That applies to this paper.