Comment on fawlty towers?

• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …because they’re made of wood…?

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🤔

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      • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
        Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
        Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
        Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
        Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond!
        Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
        Peasant 1: Bread.
        Peasant 2: Apples.
        Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
        Peasant 1: Cider.
        Peasant 2: Gravy.
        Peasant 3: Cherries.
        Peasant 1: Mud.
        Peasant 2: Churches.
        Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
        King Arthur: A Duck.
        Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
        Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
        Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
        Peasant 2: …A witch!

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