I worry that fruit might soon be a little too ripe for p-bear. Then it’ll be time for hebehippo or even epheboelephant.

You can see all three at the Bronx Zoo’s new exhibit, Sexual Predators of the RNC, made possible by a gracious donation from Fox News’ own Megyn Kelly. Free admission and a picture with Jepstein the Closed Door Cuddles Clown for girls under 12!