I would’ve ditched Android for good if this went through

This WILL go through, hence why you are either deluded or in bad faith.

while it sounds like it would be annoying for casual users to enable unverified apps, at least we can still install them

Here we have more delusion or bad faith, because you DO NOT know HOW this will be implemented and could hypothetically even require users to submit their ID before being allowed to do what they want with their devices.