I would’ve ditched Android for good if this went through

This WILL go through, so here you are either deluded or in bad faith.

while it sounds like it would be annoying for casual users to enable unverified apps, at least we can still install them.

More delusion or bad faith, because you don’t even know HOW you’ll be able to do it, assuming you actually will.

Would you thank god if Google gave you the chance to install any app you want by submitting your ID?