This was a fantastic write up and a joy to read. Thank you so much for posting! You have made me curious about the gyro now for sure, though I will likely skip the steak nuggets.

Every bit of your description made me smile. The included rant about fries was a delight.

I hope you get paid for your writing at some point, if this is a thing you do regularly in some capacity. I feel like you merit it.

Cheers!