Comment on Do xenomorphs, if prepared correctly, taste like shrimp?

• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Considering people seem to correlate scarcity with value, yeah, big time.

  I also doubt people would be willing to hunt/farm xenomorphs if they couldn’t get paid exorbitantly.

  Oh and I’d imagine people who have that eccentric desire to be the top of the food chain would probably think it’s the best food ever. “You’re not a real man ™️ till you’ve eaten xenomorph meat” lol

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  Sidenote: I just had an idea for xenomorph farming:

  1. Find asteroid with enough gravity to keep the xenomorphs from yeeting themselves into space.
  2. Place egg.
  3. Add hosts.
  4. wait.
  5. Use robot to retrieve an egg and make sure it stays entirely sealed away with no chance of human contact.
  6. Throw another asteroid at the main one fast enough it liquifies both.
  7. Collect obliterated xenomorph parts and cook them as they enter collection to make sure they’re dead.
  8. sell to patrons for enough money to buy new asteroid and repeat the process.
  9. profit
  10. Eventually make a mistake and die a horrible death

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