Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict?
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It would result in the total collapse of the entire time zone system. Every location would switch to local solar time and the war would be over.
When those areas need to communicate with each other, they would develop a new global time system that simply counts seconds from a particular moment in time. Sort of like unix time, but with the epoch set to the moment the new system was launched.
Pumafred9@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Develop a new time global system? We Brits can’t even agree on what to call a bread roll!
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s breadcake. Problem solved. No further discussion necessary
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
You shut your filthy whore mouth.
Its a cob.
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I will also accept bap.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The rest of the world can use the new standard, and ignore the Brits. They can keep their Brexit while the rest of the world can move on. Everybody wins!
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Except the Brits, haha