Comment on Shoplifting up driven by rising cost of living - Coles responding with employee body cams
magnetosphere@kbin.social 1 year ago
“You might get attacked while on the job, so here, wear this camera.”
“If what I’m doing is so dangerous, don’t I deserve a raise, too?”
“Very funny. Now get back to work.”
“We both know the real reason you’re wearing that camera. One of you assholes is pilfering inventory again”
“All the more reason for a raise, sir?”
“No, that’s what the 10% non-transferable employee discount is for”
“Of course, sir”
all of the cameras were stolen within a week
10%??? It’s 5% unless there’s a special bribe going on for us for a few weeks, like around Christmas.
snooggums@kbin.social 1 year ago
"The camera is your raise and you have to claim it on your taxes."