“If you want any proof that vaccine causes autism, just look at ME. When I was born, I was a beautiful baby, my father, a big strong man, came to me, tears down his eyes, and said “Who is a cute baby” and I said, “GooGoo Dada”, and then those doctors vaccinated me, and I turned into this that you see here and told my father that I had a great business opportunity, that if he made a big beautiful fantastic wall, that I would stop crying”