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Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

I just spent the past four hours driving through Vermont and now I’m in upstate New York and by the way, that girl at the gas station never hit me back, the other day I also saw a high-speed chase and with a motorcycle crash where the motorcycle fell on top of the guy running away from the police. I’m pretty sure he died… but yeah, I think I’m done hollering at girls for a while because honestly, I’m 36 trying to get back in shape and my pool of dating opportunities will only continue to shrink in the United States so I think I’m going to stack up a lot of money and go find me some hot Eastern European girl at some point because most women in America want a guy that makes six figures is 6 feet tall and has a six pack. Meanwhile they are 40 miles deep in d and want nothing to do with someone that will actually appreciate them

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