Comment on Oracle, Silver Lake consortium to control 80% stake in TikTok in US, WSJ reports
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They’re gonna make everyone download a new app that’s just for Americans so have fun with that. What sort of cool teen is excited about an OracleTok where they replaced Brazilian models with SQL lessons and propaganda chosen by a bunch of old ass fascists?
Man cannot live off sea shanties alone. We’ve proven that twice now. That’s why the meme went away and 18th century mutinies happened.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
One can’t help but point out that there were no World Wars before sea shanties, and now there are two (soon, 3).
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s true. The Bronze Age collapse even blames “sea peoples.” They weren’t singing Rihanna. It was sea shanties keeping morale high.