Comment on Average plant behavior
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 week agoI’m really disappointed in the fact that there’s never been a carnivorous plant large enough to eat humans right now.
I was going to make a joke about it being Australian and even the plants trying to kill you.
Ah well. There’s always jokes about the Quoka Mafia plotting world domination.
Melochar@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Google the Gympie-gympie tree. It won’t eat you, but it can kill you, and it will hurt the whole time you are dying!
cynar@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Given what it does, it eating you might be considered more humane! But no, is the fuck you, I just want to cause pain tree.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hmmm.
and I thought my friend accidentally using poison ivy as toilet paper was too painful to be funny. (we were on a canoe trip and he jumped off to take a shit, only he forgot the TP, so he grabbed the nearest bunch of plants. Ooops.) (it was awful.) (it only became hilarious after he didn’t die.)