Obfuscate obfuscate obfuscate. I’m not a 27 year old big kitty moth girl with a career in cybernautics, but from reading my comments, you’d never guess. I wasn’t born in 1977 but I was born at some point. When I say my grandpa was a Korean hooker, it was actually my uncle, but I replaced the familial relationship in the anecdote when I shared it here. Also helps to protect me from being dockered by internet drones.

Also, sometimes just throw in completely made up bullshit. Who gives a fuck about down votes? And you can actually just completely ignore all the angry buttackschually replies. For instance, did you know that there used to be a jeans brand named Yass in the United States and they had a whole ad campaign back in the 80s where the pitch line was “Kiss my Yass”? Madonna was even featured in one of their commercials for MTV.