Comment on Staggering Finds Show Early Humans Lived Alongside the Very Apes They Evolved from
artifex@piefed.social 4 days agoYeah, it's well understood that homo didn't just magically start existing and that caused all of its ancestors to suddenly disappear, but the headline makes it seem like that part was in doubt. (FWIW, I originally read the "staggering" part to be the find itself -- like, what are the odds that you find a cache of various ancient hominid teeth together?)
JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 days ago
Stuff and nonsense!!
It's well understood that their lordships the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Bob Dobbs one day decided to monkey with some hominids, producing H.s.s. in a lovely explosion of green gamma rays.
As a natural followup, they erased all other living examples of genus Homo, and just for larfs-- added DNA evidence of crossbreeding with ~half a dozen of those others.
As a special bonus prank, they created one more of these apes, but this one was both immortal and mostly invisible. They taught him some simple parlor tricks, then they conditioned the poor fool in to thinking that he'd created everything in existence, including the previous ones.
Anyway, that's what I heard, man.